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Iskcons perverted philosophies "Changing Hats"

Iskcon Gurus change philosophies like changing hats. This report shows how baffling and bewildering the GBC's myriad titles, roles and different hats have confused some people. After all, there is a big "peanut under which shell?" game in ISKCON where "the leaders" are all wearing simultaneously about fifty hats, so they can confuse people as they empty the safe. Here are a few examples:

(a) PURE DEVOTEE GURUS. Sometimes, the leaders advertise themselves as "pure devotee gurus" "residents of the spiritual world" even "like Jesus." For example, when their Pokester-pada saints want to buy a new BMW 740 I, so they can go to the latest Hollywood movies and Italian restaurants with their gurukuli children girlfriends, they are "gurus." And thus, "No one can question the pure devotee (or you will be beaten with shoes)." This is also handy since the pure devotees can meet every year and discuss, "Where is a good place to have our BMWs serviced in Las Vegas"?

(b) GOVERNING BODY MEMBERS. Simultaneously, the leaders advertise themselves as merely "voting members" of a sort of Church's "Governing Body Commission." Yet oddly, they ordain ("empower" is the word they use in GBC documents) other "pure devotee gurus" with their "voting members of the College Of Cardinals guru voting assembly." As you would expect, the "empowered ones" often end up questioning "the empowering body," and then they are chastised for: not being subordinate to (their own?) GBC body? They even excommunicate their gurus from time to time, citing that "they do not accept the authority of the GBC"? Meanwhile, some GBC's forward documents penned by Narayana Maharaja that "'GBC' is not found in shastra" since: none of them exist? They just want the money in your wallet, which apparently, does exist? Then again, we might have to give some of these GBC a little "voting grease," such as large donations, to get our required "guru" or sannyasa votes as is occuring in CHICAGO right now. Then again, one of their Pokester-padas might be "censured" for: not contributing to the GBC's "Legal Defense Fund," since they are currently being sued for having their "assistants of the gopis," perhaps spreading AIDS -- to children? And the question now is: were they actually "empowered" in the first place by murdering people, including Prabhupada?

(c) SANNYASIS. Simultaneously, the leaders advertise that they are aspiring to become renunciates or "sannyasis" and thus they need Prahladananda swami, who is the apparent actual leader of "the sum total of the demigods," to make sure their "guru's" hands are not down their disciple's pants with his "sannyasa ministry." Thus, sometime Prahladanandas writes, "Swami Pokester-pada will have to get three spanks from the sannyasa minstry's paddle at the next Mayapura meeting, adminstered by the sannyasa ministry's high court's magistrate, aka Spanky-pada aka Raw flounder swah blip." Yes, and additionally pokester-pada "sannyasas" have to have their x-rated videos taken away for a one year suspension! Not to worry, "the sannyasa minstry" will hold these videos in the GBC's safe, along with some confiscated strawberry scented condoms taken from their transvestite-pada, resdient of heaven, governing body person, and all round fix-it guy for the GBC's fire brigade. Yet Prabhupada said in early 1977, no more sannyasa, everyone should get married and start to emphasize householders/ varnasrama. Good reason to "put a stop" to his preaching then?

(d) PUNISHMENTS FOR "The Residents of Spiritual World": The leaders are, according to umpteen ka-zillion GBC documents, simultaneously, potential deviants who might be censured, fined, voted out, suspended, if not excommunicated for ill behaviors including "acting against Federal US Laws." This is what happens in the Vaikuntha heavenly world of angels, some angels are in fact crooks who have to be arrested for embezzling money, having illicit sex with men, women and children, and of course: murder. And when pokester-pada is shooting huge piles of beer bottles to pieces with his 12 guage shot gun in front of his cabin, "none should protest," because "we would not want to disturb the faith of the sisyas" in -- beer bottle pooja? PADA of course altered the song about this quite substantially in 1984, "ninety nine gurus on the wall, ninety nine gurus on the wall, and what should happen when one should fall, ninety eight gurus on the wall, etc." ... while Trivrikrama rolled his eyes in disgust. Clearly, this violated GBC resolution 44.33.56 -b, paragraph 6, that, "When the guru is sozzled down to his socks, give him the whole percodan pill and quit cutting the pill in half, this is not working." Yet we find no examples where previous acharyas were voted in, voted out, excommunited, etc.?

(e) DEMONS. And when all the above convoluted explanations start to fall apart, bingo boingo abracadabra, "All pure residents of heaven are, or potentially might be, at least according to GBC documents, Gaura Govinda swami and others -- demons." In sum, when the immoral, obnoxious, and criminal actions are simply to widespread to contain, well, jeepers, you were such and idiot you were "worshpping a demon."

And all of them can switch hats at a second's notice, well yes prabhu, your guru is an assistant of the gopis, I mean, he is a demon, I forgot which hat he is wearing today? No wonder this is all -- falling apart, there never was any "other plan" other than, "smash and grab." Meanwhile Jayadvaita swami told PADA some years ago that: he is not sure if any of the GBC "gurus" are really gurus, or demons? He says we have to worship his alleged gurus, but he is not sure if they are demons? Yet they are to be worshipped as Krishna's successors? This might be a mango, or dog stool, but you have to eat it anyway and/or offer it to Krishna? Swell policy.

 

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